Jimmy.
Nie: Jimmy I just have to ask,why do you eat your poo?
Jimmy: because I just get so hungry.
Nie: I feed you everyday
Jimmy: So.
Nie: Where did you get your name?
Jimmy: From my master’s favorite band Jimmy Eat World. Not to be confused with "Jimmy eat poo" that's funny.
Nie: Wait, if Mr. Nielson is your master, what does that make me?
Jimmy: You are like my Mom.
Nie: Your mom? That’s weird!
Jimmy: Well, you feed me, take me for walks and make sure I get shaved every 3 months. Thanks by the way.
Nie: Your welcome, I guess. What is your favorite time of day?
Jimmy: What is time? I like the part when I get to go swimming in the canal.
Nie: Who is your favorite Nielson child?
Jimmy: Claire doesn’t pay attention to me, Jane yells at me really loud in the morning, Oliver tortures me, so I am going to go with Nicholas.
Nie: You just wait. What has been your favorite dinner that you have jumped up on the table to eat?
Jimmy: Oh, the neighbors steaks. I don't like your style of cooking. Sorry, but it’s true.
Nie: Then why do you jump up on the table when we are not looking?
Jimmy: Would you rather me do that or eat my poo?
Nie: It’s a toss up. What are some words you live by?
Jimmy: Run away from the broom
Nie: I haven’t hit you with the broom since we lived in New Jersey!
Jimmy: That was appalling!
Nie: You were really annoying and I was pregnant.
Jimmy: Right.
Nie: What is one word that describes you?
Jimmy: Hyper
Nie: That is just what I was thinking, weird.
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